August302014

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

(Source: pendletons, via neaislove)

6PM

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

(via neaislove)

6PM

sevencorndogs:

Lin-Manuel tweets about Ferguson with brilliant musical theatre lyrics

(via kkatkkrap)

6PM

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via whatthecurtains)

August282014

songofages:

ten-and-donna:

bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

(via draco-you-littleshit)

10AM
laina:


laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via coooooooooooooorvo)

10AM
10AM
mondovegebul:

stupidoomdoodles:

Happy late father’s day to all the vegetas out there grudgingly being dads in their own special ways

Yaaas!

mondovegebul:

stupidoomdoodles:

Happy late father’s day to all the vegetas out there grudgingly being dads in their own special ways

Yaaas!

(via sadynax)

9AM

If you could be in any Broadway musical, what would it be and what role would you play?

(Source: jiffygiffy, via captainfart)

9AM

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via crystallizedtwilight)

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